me: wow I really couldn’t get any gayer
narrator: he will get much gayer
(via stability)
animals sit in the woods and scream “I WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!” and thats just the culture
fuck ingrown hairs who thefuck do you think you are
also fuck Sea world
(via zackisontumblr)
If someone is excited about something and you make them feel stupid for feeling excited about it, you are officially the worst type of person.
Paulo Coelho, Eleven Minutes